May 2012
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
ignorantatheist:
How the fuck are you gonna get suicidal over some anons when there’s a damn setting to not allow them?
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Stretching my thumb out and I heard and felt a...
Would anyone be interested in starting a Pendragon...
uncivilized-gar:
Either on Twitter or Tumblr; either one. I think it could be fun and I just really want friends who have read Pendragon. Message me if you would be interested! I wouldn’t want to start it all by my lonesome.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES AND YES.
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Let me get this straight...
betweentimidandtimbuktu:
“You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful people in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.”
princeofkokoros:
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
Honestly, my favorite thing about The Dark Knight isn’t Christian Bale. It’s not Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman, or Heath Ledger. It’s not the cinematography (or however you spell that). It’s not the storyline, even.
It’s the music.
I absolutely love that main ‘chaos’ theme, with those two discordant notes.
It gives me chills every time.
katara:
i was born annoyed
gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
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Time to watch The Dark Knight.
One of my favorite movies ever.
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
samtarly:
shoutout to fanfiction.net for having the same layout since the beginning of time
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thatsmoderatelyraven:
sandwich stacker was the best game ever omfg
soolooxcoopter:
obesealpaca:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
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bunsofcheese:
RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE from SHIA LABEOUF
snoipahkat:
Avengers: hey, we just met you
Avengers: and this is crazy
Avengers: but we could use an archer
Avengers: so join us, maybe?
Clint: i've been on this team for seven years you assholes
“You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle...”
– The Lion King (via disney-quote)
Just finished watching Cars 2 for the first time.
…I have no words.
